This morning at the beach Keagan had to go to the restrooms. Tagging along the way, I was blowing up Kilian’s rubber ring. We met a guy with a big pump for inflating kites who was so kind and asked if I needed the pump (for the rubber ring of course) but I refused because the ring was already almost full. Keagan’s comment to my refusal statement: “Of course you refused the pump! I can’t pee into a pump!”

The urge to pee obviously makes you self centered